Dan

About Me:

Name: Daniel Todd Roscoe, you can call me Dan.
A: 04/08/1975 (Aries, Year of the Rabbit)
S: Male
L: Calgary, Alberta Canada
Hair: Brown

Eyes: Hazel & Useless
Occupation: Sales
Height: 6′2 (185 cm)
Width: 240 lbs (109 kg)
Musical Preference: Rock Guitar
Piercing: 4
Inkspots: 1 (more coming)
My IP Address: 192.168.0.23

Platform: Linux
Browser: Firefox
Version: 1.5.0.6Debian1.5.dfsg1.5.0.63

Other Oddities:

  1. I love Metal.
  2. I love Brit Pop.
  3. Oasis is my dirty secret.
  4. Gangsta rap makes me giggle.
  5. I have taken many many Personality Tests.
  6. I am a Driver.
  7. People who don’t think irritate me.
  8. I love getting a reaction out of people.
  9. My mother is better than yours.
  10. Your father is better than mine.
  11. My dad kicks ass though, he could take yours in a fight.
  12. I take things apart for fun.
  13. Putting them back together is fun too.
  14. I once built a cat trap out of milk crates, and rope.
  15. I have a thing for womens toes.
  16. I have another thing for pregnant women.
  17. I have never smoked anything at all.
  18. I carry two Cell Phones.
  19. I look good in Earth Tones and Reds.
  20. Children love me.
  21. I loathe beer.
  22. I drink hard liquor.
  23. I like Tall, Dark and Fruity Drinks as well.
  24. I pretend to be shy, but, well…
  25. I actually am shy, sometimes…
  26. I share everything online.
  27. I don’t keep secrets.
  28. I don’t pull punches.
  29. My temper is not what it used to be.
  30. But I still have some lingering anger issues.
  31. I try to not watch Television.
  32. I do not drive.
  33. I can ride a Unicycle.
  34. I just cannot find one to purchase.
  35. I am very blunt and outspoken.
  36. I speak before I think most of the time.
  37. It gets me in trouble.
  38. I am a dog person.
  39. I am not a cat person.
  40. I am Asthmatic.
  41. I have many allergies.
  42. I am not very active anymore.
  43. I used to run…
  44. …and swim…
  45. …and dive…
  46. …and race bicycles.
  47. But I got hurt, badly.
  48. I am a Linux Geek.
  49. Specifically, Debian.
  50. I don’t update as often as I should.
  51. I keep hardware far too long.
  52. I have toyed with the BSD’s.
  53. But, I am lazy, I just want it to work.
  54. I loathe Microsoft Products.
  55. I am 99.9% Microsoft Free @ home.
  56. It wold be 100%, but I cannot get my BlackBerry to sync with Evolution.
  57. I haven’t really tried that hard though.
  58. See the lazy caveat above for the reason why.
  59. I am a consumer advocate.
  60. I don’t believe we have any privacy anymore.
  61. I cherish mine though.
  62. I can twist numbers to mean whatever I want them too.
  63. I am a slacker.
  64. I am a packrat.
  65. I am a hypocrite.
  66. I am apathetic.
  67. I am a loner.
  68. I am Athiest.
  69. I am Canadian.
  70. I am an opinionated bastard.

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